Berle was straight.
Rocker, well . . .
some say he's a jerk, and he's HUGE! Zipper popping big!
Are you? Is your friend
Only qualification is that you be a MAN with a
real penis attached, not pumped up by any mechanical device. You can
be straight, gay, or somewhere in between.
If you have a huge
friend, help him out by measuring it for him.
Warning: You might
have to help him get it erect for a good measurement. Penises are
usually the largest right before ejaculation according to reports.
Please, NO pumped up penises. Just the
natural penis given to you at birth.
Email this information the
BulgeReport with the following information:
1. Your name, or nickname you want to use at the
BulgeReport site. (I won't publish your email
address or identify you in anyway, I'll just use the name or nickname
2. Indicate the circumference.*
3. Indicate the length while erect. Winner will
be based on length.*
4. Indicate the length when soft.*
5. Indicate if you're cut or uncut.
6. Indicate what country, or in the USA, what
state, you live in.
7. Indicate if your package usually creates a
big bulge, or if it all fits nicely into your pants.
8. Indicate if you're a "grower" or a "show'er"
(e.g., is it small and gets huge when hard, or is it pretty large all
I'll request an unretouched original photo of it
in its soft state and in its erect state if you are in the top
10 qualifying finishers. Note: most photos showing nudity are not
published at the BulgeReport. If it is going to be published, you will
be contacted and asked for permission, etc.
List of hung men
proud of their size and waiting
to be named winner of at least $100!
the circumference (pull a tape measure around your tool right behind
the head) and then measure the length while 1) erect (place a ruler
along the top, gently press it into your hip, then see how long your
dick is), and 2) measure it while soft (pull it and make it as long as
you can, and then measure it with the ruler along the top as above).
**Rules: Contest based on penis length.
Open to BulgeReport viewers, friends, etc. Amateurs only, no
"business" models, stars, actors in adult films, etc. Largest penis wins its owner $10 per inch, with a $100 minimum. If
you're 12 verifiable inches, you'd get $120, and so on. If you're 13
inches, you'd get $130.No more than $200 will be awarded. Verifiable
means a 'natural', unpumped penis, using a standard US ruler that
measures standard inches/feet. Pulling the foreskin to make it another
inch or two doesn't count. Winner paid at end of contest, currently
scheduled to end August 30, 2003. There are no judges, only the ruler.
In the event of a tie, the earliest entry will win. Your true identity
can and will remain a secret if you prefer, you won't be identified at
this site without your permission. Any images/photographs send become
the property of BulgeReport.com. Sorry, there can only be one winner
in this contest, although, if you're big enough to enter, you're
already a winner. In order for "grand prize" cash to be awarded, this
contest requires a minimum of 15 entrants. These rules may be subject
to change at any time. "Verifiable inches" may mean a BulgeReport
representative meets with you in private with a ruler if required.
Questions for the BulgeReport moderator,
Comments for all to read / review, or
concerns, post them at the discussion group by
You deserve to be #1 at the BulgeReport, the official
MANHOOD KING 2003